Undressing a man for the first time is a very special, fun moment. It's full of excitement and promise. You try not to think about what he keeps in his pants, but you just know it's going to be something huge. You, after all, wouldn't pick up a shrimp at a bar. You have an eye for this sort of thing.
Finally, after hurrying through dinner, giving off random facts about yourself to make it seem like you actually care, you and your man are back at his apartment (you'd rather be there so you can get away as soon as you're through). You're kissing him and everything is great. You're now on the bed and things are progressing as they should. Finally, it's time. You get to unwrap the present and see the 9 inch wonder God has put into your life. This is it. He pulls off his boxer briefs...
And you squint? Where is it? This is a joke, right? You peer closer, thinking maybe the darkness is messing with you. Then you see it. It's the saddest thing you've ever seen. The lack of its presence makes you want to cry, or at least get up and leave.
Think of how he feels, knowing he's got nothing. Hopefully he's adept with his other appendages, if not, it's just sad.
This scenario breaks my heart more than anything in the world. Forget AIDS and cancer, this is a medical condition that needs attention. Every lady can imagine the sadness this situation can bring.
It's like that Christmas where you were expecting to get a Game Cube but your mom misunderstood you and got you a Rubic's Cube. It just isn't the same.
So until we find an easy cure for this unfortunate condition, maybe guys should have to wear their length on their forehead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
P.S- nothing in my current life inspired this. It's just a cause I'm fascinated by.
I read about this after you sent it out on Facebook. It is really fascinating that this happens to real men! It's a bit depressing, not only for the man, but for his sexual partner. Do you think there is a guide in Miss Manners about this type of situation? Are you supposed to act happy and put up with lying there for x number of minutes until he's done, or is there another way? Miss Manners would probably say a "good" girl would never end up in that situation.
ReplyDeleteLol, I wondered that so much that I Googled it... I am having no luck finding an answer. I've just found a bunch of articles saying 3 inches is adequate... not much help... we should do our own research. Sleep with a bunch of small guys and react differently each time and see which has the best response.
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